So my mom calls me yesterday to apologize for being in a cranky mood the day before.
How are you doing she asks?
Great, just got back from a walk, I say.
Humm.... Let me ask you something she says.
Ok, I say.
You walk all the time, so why are you still fat, she says.
I guess I eat too much, I say.
"I don't know why you bother " , she says.
I think "good thing she's in a good mood today"